CAMELOT FANTASIES
The Truth Rafael Nadal Universe => The Truth Rafael Nadal Universe => Topic started by: thetruth on December 06, 2013, 04:55:43 pm
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Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
A: Glitter.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is being unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
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Hahaha that's funny.
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3 girls were being prosecuted, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. The police called up the red head first. So the red head goes up. The police say "1,2,3..." and just as they were about to shoot the red head shouts "Hurricane!!".
The police turn around and see nothing, by the time they turn back around they don't see the red head. They get angry for losing her and than call up the Brunette. The Brunette goes up. The police say "1,2,3.." and just as the police were about to shoot, the Brunette shouts "Tornado!!". They turn around, see nothing,and turn back around to find her missing like the last time.
This time even angrier they call up the Blonde. The police say "1,2,3" and just as they were about to shoot, the Blonde shouts ..... "FIRE!!!!"