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Title: Re: Funny and cute story
Post by: thetruth on January 12, 2014, 01:50:39 pm
Have you ever seen Bull Durham? That is one of the cutest baseball pictures ever.
Title: Re: Funny and cute story
Post by: Clay Death on December 31, 2013, 01:16:51 pm
kevin kostner is one of my favorite actors. I especially like his westerns.

that is what made me a fan.
Title: Re: Funny and cute story
Post by: thetruth on December 31, 2013, 01:08:15 pm
Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.

Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.

Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.

Still single????

Relax.

Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.


that is incredible.



I think kevin kostner and George Clooney are also with significantly younger women.


and how about stallone?

Clooney recently broke up with his gal pal, Stacy Keibler.

Costner is having a revival of sorts. After a couple of years of questionable movie choices, he has a new out that looks pretty good. I'm a big Kevin Coster fan.
Title: Re: Funny and cute story
Post by: Emma on December 31, 2013, 01:00:22 pm
Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.

Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.

Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.

Still single????

Relax.

Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.


I should send this out to all my single friends, especially Tatiana. She'll love it. lol
Title: Re: Funny and cute story
Post by: Clay Death on December 31, 2013, 12:54:45 pm
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

He sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, your son.

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow… Love, Mom.



that was good.



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny and cute story
Post by: Clay Death on December 31, 2013, 12:54:13 pm
Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.

Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.

Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.

Still single????

Relax.

Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.


that is incredible.



I think kevin kostner and George Clooney are also with significantly younger women.


and how about stallone?
Title: Re: Funny and cute story
Post by: thetruth on December 26, 2013, 03:08:40 am
Madonna is 55, her boyfriend is 22.

Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40.

Jlo is 42, her boyfriend is 26.

Still single????

Relax.

Your boyfriend hasn’t been born yet.
Title: Funny and cute story
Post by: thetruth on December 26, 2013, 02:13:30 am
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

He sat down and wrote : Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, your son.

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son: I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow… Love, Mom.