I've got some help for you. My help will need apples & carrots though.
Oh sir swordsman I must say, I do believe you luv lady warriors, dear sir, so I know what bring for you my dear, I will persevere hunting for lady warriors good day sire. I shall return with desirables luv ya TTYL 😚
Christmas comes but once a year.
It brings lots of fun & merry cheer.
I wish you a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year.
Don't eat too much chocolate, don't drink too much beer.
You might be teetotal & not drink alcohol at all.
Some people believe 3 wise men visited Jesus with gifts & on their knees did fall.
The gifts they brought were Frankincense, Myrrh & Gold.
We still get presents at Christmas now as in years of old.
She could use a hand Sir Swordsman!
What say you?