CAMELOT FANTASIES

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

Do you ever feel tired & want to go to bed?
But when your head hits that pillow it goes into over-drive instead?
You can be very tired before, but after your waiting for your head to go dead.

It decides to race like Red Rum running round the Grand national track.
It races at 100 m.p.h. both there, round and back.

It's totally buzzing though you don't always know what's going through it.
You've got to get up and do something else. You've just got to do it.
Or get your favourite snack so you can chew it.

You're just wishing & waiting for your head to shut up.
But ideas flow through it like tea from a teapot into a cup.

Quote from: Clay Death on August 09, 2025, 07:57:22 pm

i am very worried about lady Divine of Camelot.

may god heal her fast and restore her health.

Me too.

What happened if you don't mind me asking? P.M. me if you'd prefer to keep it private or don't answer.

god will watch over her.

she is healing.

i am very worried about lady Divine of Camelot.

may god heal her fast and restore her health.

may god watch over our lady divine of camelot and also the divine empress of the empire.


god please heal lady Divine and keep her in the palm of your hand.

I didn't know she was ill but hope she's better soon.