Those were great, guys.
Thoroughly enjoyed them.
How about these one liners? Pretty good, no?
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
- Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.
- My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
- Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.
- Take my advice — I'm not using it.
- I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma.
- I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- If you are here - who is running hell?
- Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
- Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
- All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
- I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
- Jesus loves you, it's everybody else that thinks you're an a...
- You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.
- My conscience is clean — I have never used it.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
ha ha ha.
I have loved the one liners.
there was some dude named H.L. Mencken. he was the master of one liners. we will have to dig up his work and post some of it here at your place.
