CAMELOT FANTASIES

General, do you have a Twitter?

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?" -

Tsonga working over nishikori. takes the first set 6-1.


all the scores:

http://www.tennisexplorer.com/live/#inscore_ifheight_xdc_10234

what dolgopolov needs a world class fitness expert.


I also believe he needs to be playing lots of small clay events so he can really develop his ground game.

you really cant win on any surface today without consistency. your ground game has to be rock solid.

looks like we have a gladiator in the house:









 

I just heard from an old friend from MTF.

he will be joining us soon.

11 new members this month alone including myself

I have other great news also:

I have learned that Mr. Florian Meier---a world renowned tennis coach--will contribute to Camelot Elite Tennis Society.

accordingly, I have created a separate board just for Mr. Florian Meier.