CAMELOT FANTASIES

I love to be in all the Glens.
I love to look at all the Bens.
Anyone who has been to Scotland probably this feeling kens.

Etiquette

If you're asking for something always say please.
Use a tissue or handkerchief when you sneeze.

When you've been given something always say thank you.
If you've got to wait your turn always join the queue.

To use manners it is free.
It's the nicest way to be.

It does not hurt to be kind.
Other's being good back is good for the mind.

If you're saying something harsh that needs to be said, use self-control.
You will find this is good for your soul.

It doesn't hurt in this instance to talk euphemistically & use diplomacy & tact.
This costs nothing but a bit of thought & that's a fact.

You are free to be whoever you want to be.
It's the easiest way to be happy.

You have to be whoever you are.
If you do that you will go far.

You can lose track of who you really are if you always do what other people say.
You exhaust yourself & people take advantage of you & you can't please everyone at the end of the day.

Often if you have the opportunities & work hard enough the options are all in your mind.
Sometimes people will offer to help or advise you if you are kind.

Once you know the way in everything can be easy.
When you're happy everything can be bright & breezy.

Isn't it annoying when your internet connection is on, goes off & then comes back on.
You try to answer people then 10 seconds after it's gone.

You end up having to type it out again & it does your head in.
Sometimes you feel like throwing your laptop in the bin.

Then you start thinking straight & think it would be a waste of your money.
Having to go out & buy another when there's nothing wrong with the one you've got isn't very funny.

Wishes

I wish I lived in a time where in the Highlands of Scotland, Highland ponies did roam.
I wish I lived in a time where to my family Dunoon was the place we called home.
I wish there was no more war.
I wish for all pestilential illnesses there was a cure.
I wish no one on earth had to be poor.
I wish there was an end to all these fights.
I wish no one had to assert their rights.
I wish everybody would everything share.
I wish everybody would for all the world & its animals & people care.

I'm not going to apologise for being me.
 I'm not going to apologise for thinking the way I do or expressing my thoughts.
 I'm going to start to set myself free & let myself be who I want to be.
 I'm not going to take into consideration other people's nasty retorts.

There once was a girl called Cordelia Jane.
 She didn't feel much joy but felt plenty of pain.
 In her life there wasn't much sun but there was lots of rain.
 Cordelia Jane was very clever.
 Everything nice she had she got through her endeavour.
 With anything she did she went hell for leather.
 She didn't think much of herself.
 She didn't have much wealth.
 Her opinion of herself wasn't good for her health.
 1 day she decided she'd had enough.
 She realised that the world was rough.
 She knew she had to be tough.
 First of all she had to change her thoughts.
 She had to stop listening to unkind retorts.
 She had to look at all her good reports.
 She learnt how to have self-belief.
 To not have to worry about what others thought was a relief.
 She got rid of all her grief.
 She realised she wasn't as stupid as some people made her out to be.
 She realised that she was free.
 She realised she couldn't be everyone's cup of tea.
 She was happy for the very first time.
 I'm afraid that's the end of my rhyme.

Don't worry if people seem to ignore you when you walk down the street.
 Some people forget all the people they meet.
 Some people's minds are far away.
 Some people have had a bad day.
 Some people are busy watching the road ahead.
 Some people are watching where they tread.
 Some people are watching where they put their feet.
 Some people will be very happy you to greet.