CAMELOT FANTASIES

Here's Emma's Cafe Menu....

holy smokes. you are brilliant beyond belief.


I just saved it. I will post it at your opening page shortly also.




very cool.



 

baron will just have to pay twice the amount no matter what he orders. Not to mention, if I serve him, then he will have to give me a very big tip.

But for you herc darling, everything is on the house.

thanks lady emma. I am sure kindness comes with a price tag. you will soon ask me to buy a couple of Bentleys and a Helicopter for you to get around Toronto in style.

 


raise the prices as soon as you see Baron pulling up in the parking lot.

and spike his coffee too. slip some really cheap Russian vodka in it.

I can see Sampras coming back in another life and playing great tennis again. This time too he'll break all previous records and win many Slams on clay. Whatever he lacked in this lifetime he'll fulfill it in his next life. He'll smoke the competition again.

Quote from: Clay Death on February 01, 2014, 07:04:16 pm

Quote from: Emma on February 01, 2014, 06:51:55 pm

Do you suppose we should get rid of couple of boards if the remain inactive?

that is probably a good idea but right now we would be doing those folks injustice if we remove their boards.


the 3 large centers are at the bottom now anyway.


it does not look like swordtennis is coming back. not enough action here for him. we have not seen sara and laurice here in ages either.


laurice has been quite ill. we just have to wait and see.


if they never return then we will look into streamlining and stuff.


we can certainly reduce the number of centers but I am not sure if we should eliminate their boards because we promised them their boards.




and the player center is not doing well but again we have to wait until we have a few more people here. perhaps somebody can pick up the ball for Federer and run with it.

and same for nole. and so on.

we can only maintain the boards for our own players. who has the time to maintain other player's boards anyway.


that "borg number one" promised me that he was going to start something here for borg turned out to be a flake.

and it is a she. she emailed me a couple of times but this time I did not bother to reply.

she is an indian and has a name of girl. I did not think a female attorney could be that damn fickle.

could not even find the heart to make just one lousy post here at Camelot to at least say hello to somebody.


probably just another coward who was afraid that tennis warehouse would find out that she was posting here.

we cant use cowards anyway.

we need brave people who are not afraid to do the right thing and who are also not afraid to take on new adventures.

If we see no activities in the near future and it's unlikely that there's going to be any, then some of the centres need to come off. I've seen Swordtennis at TW though but not sure about Sara and Laurice.

Ours is such a small community that it's not very attractive enough to some people like, say, borg number one.

It will continue to pick up however. Let's hope for the best.

it is picking up but in other ways.

readership and viewership is way up.


it is unusual for us to have as many as 17 guests since we are completely unknown and so very small but we get those numbers now nearly daily for instance.

that is moving in the right direction while we continue to experiment with the new site.


it is simply going to take time no matter how you slice it.

it will be exactly as we envision it but only around the end of 2015.


we will have learned quite a bit by then.


and we will have mostly rafa, andy, and Federer fans here.


I think a noble and a reasonable goal is 300 by the end of 2015 with 15-20 posting on somewhat regular basis.


nothing is easy emma otherwise they would all be doing it. and now most forums have little or no chance of making it with all the new social media innovations.

that is why a vast majority of even the older forums are failing in a big way.



we will be just fine since we are set up a little differently. we are to be just a small community of normal but very cool and very reasonable people who always choose to do the right thing even in real life.

and there is enormous flexibility and autonomy here so folks can come and go as they please and do anything they please here. respect is also a cool part of Camelot. every single soul here is respectful and deserves equal respect.


we have absolutely no use for cowards, legless trolls, and bogus and fake personalities. flakes cant do us any good.

we know where to find them if we feel the need to talk to them.


if people want respect, care, thoughtfulness, and attention then there is a good chance they can get it Camelot.

I can see Sampras coming back in another life and playing great tennis again. This time too he'll break all previous records and win many Slams on clay. Whatever he lacked in this lifetime he'll fulfill it in his next life. He'll smoke the competition again.

he has the look of a ruthless, methodical assassin.



you stood no chance against him on grass or on any surface if he was on.



 

I really like this video clip.