You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Me not come to work...
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.
Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it.
Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
Me not come to work...
Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.
Boss: When I’m sick I have sex with my wife, try it.
Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
LOL. nice

BTW, the front page looks great!
thanks general tee.
we will continue to experiment and tinker around until we figure just the right look for us.
you will not believe this place in 3 years. it is going to blow your mind.
we just have to endure the infancy phase.
I just added a "Camelot Lounge". I will have more time to work on it tomorrow.
things still look disproportional but that is the learning process. we will figure it all out one day.
time to grab some sleep.
post away and have fun. see you tomorrow.
Good morning you all lovely people. And by that I mean all 3 of us.

herc, the forum is looking better and better. And I am not sure what you did but now I have access from work. Thank you so much!
And thanks for all the hard work you've been putting in. I love the banner but may be it span across the board? And perhaps it can look slightly bigger to make it more prominent?
And I love the picture titles next to each section of the board. The
Welcome section should go on top and then the
General section followed by
Emma's Cafe and stuff. It makes sense that way. A couple of tennis sections like
ATP and
WTA threads should be before Emma's Cafe simply because, tennis is a huge aspect of this forum.
Also, the pictures should be all in one and the same size. I feel Emma's Cafe picture is still a bit bigger than it should be. I wish I could help you out with this on the backend side. But honestly, it's looking very stylish and sleek already!
In an ideal world, Dimitrov should be able to beat Federer now. Two reasons, one, Federer is extremely beatable these days; two, if not now then when? The only factor that will stand in the way is the mentality of Dimitrov's; if he's too intimidated by Federer, then he won't get the job done. This would be the biggest factor of this match and given that it's played over a 3 set only doesn't really help Dimi's case much. He has only a few games to finally settle down, so he should be mindful of that and somehow force himself stay focused.
Good morning you all lovely people. And by that I mean all 3 of us. 
herc, the forum is looking better and better. And I am not sure what you did but now I have access from work. Thank you so much!
And thanks for all the hard work you've been putting in. I love the banner but may be it span across the board? And perhaps it can look slightly bigger to make it more prominent?
And I love the picture titles next to each section of the board. The Welcome section should go on top and then the General section followed by Emma's Cafe and stuff. It makes sense that way. A couple of tennis sections like ATP and WTA threads should be before Emma's Cafe simply because, tennis is a huge aspect of this forum.
Also, the pictures should be all in one and the same size. I feel Emma's Cafe picture is still a bit bigger than it should be. I wish I could help you out with this on the backend side. But honestly, it's looking very stylish and sleek already!
thanks emma. we will continue to work on it over time until we have exactly the look/format we want and need.
those are outstanding ideas. we will put them into effect this weekend. I will also look for better images.
it is looking a bit more organized. and you know we will be unique with this as we must be the originals with this elite tennis society stuff.
JJ gets the 2nd set. I'd like him to win over Ferrer.
JJ gets bageled in the 3rd. Time for a reality check. The hardest part for being a tennis player is to be able to produce consistent results week in week out. This is where a player's ability and stamina is truly tested. Sampras didn't lock the No. 1 ranking for six straight year just serving it out. Any idiot should be able to tell you that it needs so much more than that.
ferru is just a physical beast Emma.
he can probably keep going like this for a few more years.
del potro may be the 2nd hottest player on the tour.
nole is really getting it done out there.
these two are running everybody into the ground.
looks roger is back in business. what a recovery in the 2nd set.