CAMELOT FANTASIES

I think you're right, and in that order too!

I found a gem and here it is:

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What Women Want in a Man
At different ages

What women want in a man at age 25:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 35:

1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 45:

1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 55:

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 65:

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 75:

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

wow.



this thread is really interesting.




 

I found a gem and here it is:

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What Women Want in a Man
At different ages

    

Respectfully,
masterclass

You're too kind Lady TT

Who knows? 
My entourage might pass by your area and you have a good chance of being granted an audience if you keep it up.   
My munificence knows no bounds.

Respectfully,
masterclass

ROFL for real.

Love the word munificence. I've never seen that word before, but I'll never forget it. I can't wait to casually drop it in conversation with my friends.

So your expertise doesn't stop at tennis, analysis, and objectivity? You take it two steps further. I love people who broaden you. You are a class act, masterclass, I am learning so much from you.

I am so glad you're help. What an asset. 

Ha ha ha, LOL @ CD!

nobody knows what the hell women want.

not even women.

There's a joke that said that God fainted right after he created women as his own reaction was, 'Oh God, what have I done!" lol

too funny.

there is no world without women. they make the world go around.

and they drive all men to drink if they don't drive them crazy first.

Surely I am not one of them?