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Re: Emma's Cafe
« Reply #4050 on: August 13, 2014, 12:16:02 pm »

Technically, you should be allowed in, and luckily for you I'm a technical kind of guy.   Camelot security on the other hand... well, their decision making process can sometimes be based on emotion.  The bottom line is you might get escorted to the front of the queue with a VIP pass or you may get bundled into the back of a police van with riot police dogs snapping at your heels.

My suggestion to you is run with the "it's not what you know, it's who you know" kind of argument.  Let security know you're a friend of the baron and your stock rises significantly.  Then ask for Jeeves.  He's my personal servant and security will listen to him. Of course, that will depend on whether I can be bothered telling Jeeves your name to begin with.  A couple of nice pro-Federer posts here and there will go a long way toward jogging my memory on your friendship when I issue Jeeves with his daily orders.

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