CAMELOT FANTASIES

everything is always working just fine on your side of the fence.

except for your shower, that is. which explains why you take a shower just once a week.


no wonder it has to be a long shower.

you could move to france. i hear they dont even bother with showers. just one bath a month does it for them.

one bath and a ton of perfume.


 


i have no idea why this site seems so slow here. it has to be the cable company servers.

It works fine for me because I am a positive person and much closer to God. Ha! You understand?

Is that true about French people? Eww. Just made a personal note 'never go out with a french guy. They shower once a month. eww.'