CAMELOT FANTASIES

Greetings.  Long time, no see.  I have been a busy bee, moving house, doing some career stuff, negotiating with security staff to allow TT entrance to Valhalla and pacing up and down my living room (a different living room than last month - since I've moved (this living room is a bit longer)) awaiting Emma's Number One Abba song.

I see nothing has changed.  Emma still hasn't released the Number One Abba song and worst of all she's still strolling around the "married" thread as if she's Elizabeth Taylor.

I will return shortly to provide a critics breakdown of the Top 10 to date and begin a new thread covering Joe Dolce's greatest hits (Look him up and strike the "s" from "hits").

Hey, I am keeping your stupid 'married' thread alive while you are busy moving houses, changing career, pacing up and down in your new living room and what. In fact, I am doing a wonderful job. You should be applauding me. No, in fact, I should get a standing ovation from you all - all 5 of you on this forum. I've done extensive research, I read all sorts of stuff, I posted the finest clips and all sorts of things.

Oh and btw, this thread has my name on it so I feel it's my utmost duty to keep it going. I have a reputation to uphold, no?

And I am no Elizabeth Taylor. I didn't marry like 8 times. That's what stupid married people do. They simply can't live alone. They need love from others. They are like parasites. lolol

And also, stop ordering me around! I will look up Joe Dolce whenever I feel like it. As to my No. 1, I am working on it. Also, I want to keep the suspense alive. In other words, I like to keep you waiting. It's kind sexy. Ha ha.