CAMELOT FANTASIES

An American Indian walks into a whorehouse and says to the madam "Me wantum sex." The madam asks if he has money, and the Indian says yes, he has plenty money. The madam asks if he has experience, and the Indian lowers his head and says sadly "No, me no got experience."

The madam says "Okay, buddy, the thing is to come here you have to have experience." The Indian asks how he coud get experience. The madam says "Here's what you do. Go out into the woods and find a tree with just the right size hole. Use that hole correctly and you will get experience." The Indian nods happily and leaves.

A few months later the Indian returns, and tells the madam "Me wantum sex." The madam asks if he has money, and the Indian says yes. The madam asks if he has experience, and the Indian smiles broadly exclaiming "Me got plenty experience!" The madam says okay, takes his money and sends him to a back room.

When the Indian opens the door a beautiful naked woman is sitting on the bed. He instructs her to stand up and turn around, so she has her back to him. Then tells her to bend over. She does, and he immediately kicks her in the butt as hard as he can, completely knocking her off her feet. The girl stands up and demands "What in the hell was that all about?!"

The Indian responds "Me checkum for bees."