CAMELOT FANTASIES

Stupid quotes from the NBA players:

Chuck Nevitt explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: “My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm gonna be an uncle or an aunt."


Chris Morris to a piano player at a hotel bar while trying to impress a date: “Play some Picasso."


Matt Harpring on receiving a pass from Mark Jackson and making the jumper that gave Jackson his 10,000th career assist: "When I hit it I heard the crowd going crazy and I was like, 'Wow, that was a sweet jumper, they must have liked that one.' I had no clue."


Jason Kidd: “We're gonna to turn this team around 360 degrees."


Dikembe Mutombo: "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"


Drew Gooden: "I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."


Drew Gooden:"I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee"


Mutombo: They will have to work hard for win. It won't be a walk in the cake.


Some guy was asked how he felt about being named to the all-interview team. His response: "No comment".


Isiah Thomas when asked if any teams were interested in trading for Shandon Anderson: If I was to answer that question honestly, I would have to lie to you."

Shaq on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."