CAMELOT FANTASIES

Differences Between You And Your Boss

1.When you take a long time, you're slow.
 When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2.When you don't do it, you're lazy.
 When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3.When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
 When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4.When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
 When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5.When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
 When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6.When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
 When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7.When you please your boss, you're ass-kissing.
 When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8.When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
 When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9.When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
 When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10.When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
 When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.