CAMELOT FANTASIES

Those were great, guys.

Thoroughly enjoyed them.

How about these one liners? Pretty good, no?

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

- The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

- Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists.

- My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.

- Talk is cheap. Until you hire a lawyer.

- Take my advice — I'm not using it.

- I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma.

- I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.

- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

- If you are here - who is running hell?

- Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

- Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

- Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

- All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though.

- I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

- Jesus loves you, it's everybody else that thinks you're an a...

- You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today.

- My conscience is clean — I have never used it.

- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.