CAMELOT FANTASIES

Hi everyone and thank you for welcoming me to Camelot.

I really do like writing poetry, and one of the reasons is because I find it therapeutic. For the last year there has been a boy who has bullied me as I come home from school and it really annoys me. I have told my dad about it and he suggested that I wrote my feelings down in rhyme. So here it is- I must warn you that it is written in a 'gangster's rap' style and the lyrics are quite hard hitting.

I do not want to offend anyone who reads this (apart from the bully), but please understand words from the heart are not always tempered by thoughts from the head.

I did initially have the name of the bully in it, but I showed it to my dad and he said it was best to leave his actual name out of it because it could be libelous and 'this way the poem is more universal'

Ok, here it is:

Motherfucker

Motherfucker this
And motherfucker that
What the **** you saying
You motherfucking twat?

Making fun of me
Saying that I'm gay
When you been **** your mother,
Every single day

Yeah you give to ya mother
Yeah you **** stuck her
Now everybody knows
You're a real motherfucker

Calling me a homo
That's what you say
But you been **** your mother
While outside kiddies play

Yeah, a motherfucker
We all know it's true
**** your own mother
It's what you like to do

You **** your own mother
And she don't put up a fight,
There's even a poem about it,
On the Camelot website

Shouting stuff at me,
Saying that I'm queer,
When you **** your mother,
Every time she's near.

There's nothing wrong with being gay,
Or being a willy sucker,
But there is a lot suspect,
With being a motherfucker.

**** your own mother,
She's trapped, like a mouse,
I wonder what Christmas is like,
Round a motherfucker's house?

**** mother under the tree,
In amongst the gifts,
While some old film is on the telly,
And grandma is getting pissed.

You're such a motherfucker,
You've probably **** granny too,
And your father stands and watches,
Before he goes and **** you.

So, motherfucker this
And motherfucker that
**** call me a gay lord now,
YOU MOTHERFUCKING TWAT.

Hey everybody

How is you day?

Just thought I would,

Pop along to say,

I've joined the forum,

I'm part of the gang,

To write some poetry,

Is part of my plan,

So if you like rhyme,

And poetic imagery,

Why not read,

Some stuff from me?