Ok, I'll start...

Meet my Cerberus
How’s it hanging?
Well…maybe not you, but there’s a few souls that are hanging as we speak. If you haven’t recognized me, I’m Cerberus, the No. 1 hellhound.
I protect the Gates of Hell and if you are wise, you will listen to me.
Don’t try to cross if you’re not dead.
I may have a pretty face, but you won’t think so once I’m angry.
Gotta figure how to put my pics with the text
