CAMELOT FANTASIES

Why does it have to be when you're answering followers that your twitter goes down?
It's enough to make vicars swear & you wear a frown.

It often happens in the middle of a chat?
I don't think much about that.

It makes your followers think you're being rude.
You think they'll worry so on this you brood.

You hope they don't think you're ignoring them.
Some actually think you are a gem.

Sometimes your keyboard decides to go slow.
Then the roller-ball on your laptop goes all over the show.

When you are typing something, auto-correct sometimes corrects things that are spelt right.
I'm sure when that happens sometimes some people think you are not very bright.