CAMELOT FANTASIES

Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
 A: Penicillin.

 
 Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
 A: A whine cellar.

 
 Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
 A: Tell her drinks are on the house.

 
 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
 A: A thought.

 Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
 A: It takes too long to retrain them.

 
 Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
 A: Because red means Stop.

 
 Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
 A: Glitter.

 Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
 A: Some traffic signs say stop

 
 Q:  Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
 A:  It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

  Q:  Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
 A:  To see what was on the other side.

 Q:  How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
 A:  Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

 Q:  Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
 A:  Because it said 'concentrate'.

  Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
 A:  You have to hollow out the head.

 
  Q: How can you tell if a blonde is being unfaithful?
 A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.