This is distressing, Emma.
It appears that The truth is not a full woman. She has no chocolate center, pays little attention to her shoes and handbags coordination, loathes shopping, does not understand the concept of jealousy, and has a commitment phobia.
I don't fare well under the male brain either, except for the remote control addiction.
I guess I am a shemale, LOL.
You are bi then. Ask your sexuality and perhaps therein lies The Truth.

Frankly, I don't have that kind of female brain either. Like for example, I have the same amount of attention span as identified in the male brain as well as 'avoid personal questions, ironing, tv-remote control addiction, listening particle' etc.
From the female brain I can only identify chocolate centre but perhaps not to that extent and perhaps a bit of indecision stuff.
So I too essentially might just be a bi or mostly posses male brain, but I am not bi because I am pretty straight and I like guys. Never fancied women, like ever. And girl on girl doesn't excite me neither does guy on guy. lolol
And my sex drive might be bigger than female brain however perhaps not as big as the male brain and certainly not in two different places in one brain. lol