CAMELOT FANTASIES

Quote from: Clay Death on February 16, 2014, 08:46:55 pm

men do tend to be simple in their demands:


here is what i want from a woman:


1. a very healthy bank account
2. 2 advanced degrees
3. comes from a good family
4. has a high paying job
5. at least 3 homes: one in florida, one in Colorado in the mountains, and the 3rd one in monte carlo near the monte carlo tennis club
6. 5 foot 5
7. green eyes
8. extremely fit
9. perfect medical history
10. humor
11. intelligence
12. great cook
13. loves tennis
14. loves hiking and biking and camping


 

Is that all? Are you sure you didn't miss out anything? I am about 1 post away from rolling my eyes at you.

 



that reminds me emma. we need to get our hands on much cooler emoticons soon.