CAMELOT FANTASIES

“Porsha was covered alright; in curtains from the house of horrors.”

LOLOLOLOL! I’m glad I’m not a designer. It would probably irritate me to no end to “actually” see clothes through a professional’s eyes. I’m sure you can see shoddy construction, mishmash fabrics, bad seams, and absolutely shudder at the fashion faux pas that people wear. I don’t know much about fashion. I only buy what I like and what I feel looks good on me. But, I’ve never tried to be a fashionista because good clothes cost good money and lately my budget hasn’t allowed it. But, I find myself looking at my friend who thinks she’s a fashionista and Bobbi, she wears the cheapest clothes; seams all crooked, hems misshapen, and fabrics that are cheap to death. My mother used to say cheap clothes are always the cutest, but they don’t last. But yeah, my friend she thinks she can dress her butt off and she doesn’t get how garish she actually looks. When we worked in Corporate I knew exactly why she didn’t get promoted; big garish earrings, trendy clothes, nothing was timeless, to me, that’s what fashion is. But, if you’re going to be trendy, you have to also be creative. You have to set the trends, not just follow them.

“She was on the red carpet in that thing where everyone else wore designer. That's how I know it wasn't planned but was most likely something she & RS cooked up to get her out there.  You know she told his dumb @ss what she was going to do.  It was probably a dare knowing how stupid they all are.”

That’s definitely possible. Still, it was a dumb move because she ignored protocol and I’m sure that won’t be looked upon lightly. But yes, her and RS are both stupid so I don’t put it past them.

Notice, she didn't do her usual, Dress by: Shoes by:?  Probably, because she ran down to one of the stores in the mall to purchase it. The fabric on that dress was hideous and the repeat lace pattern or whatever it was made from looked like chit.

LOLOLOL! From the mall? Like in the Social Dresses section? Ha ha ha. You’re right. When you think about what the other women were wearing and the difference in the construction of their garments I see what you mean.


“Not to mention, she was the only dimb@ss out there taking selfies like a groupie.”

I didn’t see or hear about that, but nothing about Poorsha-Whoresha surprises me.

“Nene's Martha Stewart impersonation is about as credible as her acting skills. Who in their right mind would tune in for this idiot, especially for anything remotely resembling homemaking, when we have seen her balk at the mere suggestion of any type of work in the home? If anyone is going to have a show, let Greg have it. He's the one doing all of the work around there.”

That’s how you know how desperate she’s getting. She’ll try anything. I doubt anyone will tune in, because I don’t think this show is happening. I think Nene is doing the usual, putting stuff out there and trying to gain fan support. What would that bumpkin cook grits and ham hocks? Please! I wish I would’ve looked at the cameras to see what network it was, if any. But, I don’t believe anyone is trying to put her in a cooking show, she’s just trying to make her lie about becoming the next Martha Stewart seem like a realty.

“I did notice the new cat eyes. Lol @ KimK. I was thinking Joan Rivers myself but, yep. I bet she did pick them out- I can definitely see her doing that. She looks absolutely hideous and you're right. She is spending all the little money she has made on those little gigs on her face.  As if that is somehow going to make a difference. Not only is she still ugly as hail but, she's still ignorant and talentless. You can't fix that even if you could get rid of the ugly.  It is tragic.”

She is so pathetic. You know she’s spending every available dime on her appearance to no avail. Poor Gregg looks apathetic. He rarely even smiles anymore. He’s just there. He knows this is a train wreck heading for a brick wall and he knows that there’s no stopping it;not that I feel sorry for that macking @ss crook, LOL, he deserves what he gets for trying to make a **** a housewife. She can’t even furnish her d*mn house for trying to remake herself over. No matter what Nene does she will never be accepted by Hollywood. She has no talent, no looks, no class, no couth, no manners, and no personality: being rude is not exhibiting personality. She is not witty, charming, quick-witted, or likable. She’s just looking for air time and trying to con viewers, as usual.

“I see Tamara made mention of the extra theatrics with the extra ugly faces and extra neck rolling as well. It is just awful. She is doing this on every answer or statement she makes lately. Totally embarrassing.”

Who could miss those theatrics. It’s like she’s magnifying what she thought got her to where she is. What she doesn’t understand is that it’s old and stale, and when it’s undergirded with nasty behavior it ceases to be amusing. Instead she comes off as the minstrel and buffoon that she is.

“I sucked it up and watched a bit of FP for NYFW and have you noticed that Nene is trying to impersonate Joan Rivers?  The voice modulations and cadence & the gestures- It was so tacky & embarrassing, I couldn't watch anymore. I'm surprised no one has said anything- not to mention she looked like death. eek!  You know, Nene has been saying she is going to be the next Joan Rivers since Joan died- she is actually trying that chit. Horrendous!”

I saw a few outlets talking about how horrible she was. On the FP page commenters were telling them to listen to their viewers and get rid of Nene. No one is championing Nene to be on that show. Her supporters are dwindling rapidly. The writing is on the wall, even for them. You see how her stans on RT will come out in full force on that one day and then shrink back into the woodwork. Everything about Team Beast is slowly disappearing. Look at what has happened in just four months’ time?  Nene’s days are numbered and so are her cohorts. Phaedra at least has the sense to lay low, but Porsha is putting herself in dangerous territory. Her visibility is not a good thing. Too bad she doesn’t have anyone to advise her.


“Wow, I haven't see it. I have to look for it. I refuse to contribute any ratings to anything she is on.”

I got that from Tamara’s closing remark, “Brad’s (comments) were about Nene getting Lasik next week (which she shared) so she can make decent fashion comments.  BANG!

“It's weird though. Either they can't get a real celebrity to do this show or they really want Nene as their town idiot/court jester  because of her over the top antics and commentary.  You can tell they find her amusing in that way. They don't respect her - they just pretend to be interested in what she has to say but, Nene is there for the comedy factor and she's too stupid to see it. When you need a Nene to draw viewers it is time to shut it down.”

I’m not understanding it either, especially after they humiliated her last week by not inviting her back. Why, would they have had on the next week, especially when viewers hated her? That’s why I thought she was a last minute replacement, more proof that her appointment book is blank.

“Marlo would do much better than Nene on that show, anyway.  Hell, Nene's record doesn't seem to be making a difference - Marlo's shouldn't either.

True.

That photo with Ryan Murphy looks like what industry folks do at a party after one too many drinks but, I bet her jobless @ss left there still jobless. .....And you know she was begging.

Ryan is not interested. The fact that she didn’t mention a new opportunity means she didn’t get one. Nene is so transparent. She also didn’t realize that she’s the only one hugging in the picture. Dead giveaway.

Same with Porsha and her little red carpet selfie with the Ceo of FOX network. Selfies with network execs on the red carpet? How pathetic was that?

Didn’t see it, but thanks for the visual (sarcasm).

Time up please for both of these idiots.

Definitely.